blah blah blah how'm i doing?

anon is on, ips are off. have your way with me, bbs~

I guess it's worth considerin' the bright side of all this: at least we're not dead, right? That's not such a bad thing.

I dunno about anyone else, but I got the impression it could've been a lot worse.

We could've failed and everybody'd be dead now, for example.

But hey! Nobody died! ... not even the dead people. [a brief, awkward laugh.] ( Read more... )

You'll pay for that.

( Private to 'Commodore' Smoker )

Huh.

It's almost ... nice.

[she pauses and thinks, silently, for a moment; all the communicator picks up is soft, careful breathing.]

Someone killed all these people, you know?

I wonder who.

[heavy breathing and the sound of thick-soled boots slapping against the ground. a faint static in the background, like hissing, or slithering. any chance it might only be a bad connection is quickly doused by anko's words:]

-- found me, guess he lost Sasuke --

-- going to try something --

[the rustle of thick fabric as anko spins, her coat ( Read more... )

--no, no, it can't, it can't --

Oh shit, he saw me --

[the transmission ends with a screech of static and a clatter, and as the signal fades the sound of what might be someone running ... and something slithering after.]

not summons, came from nowhere - floor caved in, something came out

what the fuck

stuff sticks to my hand - like slime? too pasty

set them on fire and all they do is scream

is naruto safe?

[the faint sounds of shinobi boots scuffling across a rooftop underneath a soft laugh. her voice is distorted, like she's talking with her mouth full.]

Well ... you can't say we didn't warn him.

Tch -- he should've taken me up on that invitation.

[pause.]

[there's the sound of slurping, munching, and then a discarded wrapper crinkles in ( Read more... )

[a cheerful lilt in her voice belies the dangerous, steely hardness of its tone.]

Very impressive~~

But you're making it too obvious, Kadaj or whoever you are. Sooner or later they're going to catch you, and some of us are getting awfully close.

[a pause, and the joviality briefly disappears from her voice.]

Killing children who can't fight ( Read more... )

( private; unhackable )