[her voice sounds composed and focused, but perhaps a bit too overly-so, like someone trying so hard to sound sane that they actually sound a teensy bit insane. Also, weak. Because... you know. Sick.]

... well! It turns out there is an easy fix for unfortunate weight gain; a truly disgusting amount of sweating and vomiting. Delightful, Cronus, ( Read more... )

On one hand, I'm pretty sure I, ironically, gained a few pounds on Forced Starvation Weekend. On the other, it was from authentic French cuisine that I didn't even pay for. Oh, Cronus, you really are the best excuse.

Cannes is perfect, by the by; I can't really keep putting everything on the magazine's tab so I've ended up staying at the studio of ( Read more... )

Pretty disappointing, all in all. Cronus, sweetie, that was just... I don't know. Like a bad Terry Gilliam movie, dear; lovely concept but lacking in the follow-through. Or maybe it's more b-list Tarantino, seeing as you were way too into the Battle Royale motif. Of course everyone dies at the end; the system was broken to begin with. You could ( Read more... )

Right. Let's talk. If you guys are going to hunt her down you might as well coordinate it properly.

And Ares, I'm letting you in on this because if you haven't gotten yourself killed yet you'll probably have a field day with this one.

Y'know, I'll actually miss that kid. Clearly evil but an obediant sort of evil. Plus? Amazing prop for tripping up article subjects. I'm going to have to start hiring child actors to fill that void when I want to play the "aww, look at the adorable little what did you just ask about my extramarital affair?" tactic ( Read more... )

And I actually rather liked this holiday, too.

... maybe I can use it as a tiny indentured servant or somesuch.

[the sounds of pouring rain and loud club music basically dueling each other for the rightful place of Voice Post Background Noise places Eris on the sidewalk outside of a club. Her tone on the first statement is pretty much in the flattest tone of voice she can manage.]

Oh, no. I have been mildly bothered. Whatever shall I do ( Read more... )

[even without the microphone placement her voice would sound a little hoarse and forced, not so much like she's been screaming her lungs out but rather that she has done everything in her power to not do so.]

Sister? Here. Now.

You know what I miss? Lengthy, melodramatic rants about FEELINGS and RELATIONSHIP ISSUES and other assorted bits of petulant rage. Someone needs to bring that back! Four days is just too long.But really, how do people break up the monotony? Even decadent parties and riots and so on get a bit same-y once you've been doing them nonstop for the past ( Read more... )

Well, that was fun. I mean, slow going in the middle a bit, but that climax? Very dramatic, and with a twist ending! Good show, old man, though did you have to ham it up that much in the reveal? Shameful. Anyway, onwards and upwards, I'm sure there's at least one party in NYC on a Saturday night worth attending ( Read more... )