I'm trying something new for awhile, by reviving something old. I'm putting this journal on hold and using bs_my_majesty instead for awhile. Check it out, I'm adding everyone on this friends list if you're not already on there.

So the New Years party I'm going to is themed "Black and White and Red All Over", any suggestions? (Yes, I've thought of a french maid, but I don't think I want to be that slutty).

So I get this message from LJ saying that I have to change my password because it is too easy to guess. Apparently, having a password with no numbers means someone can hack into my account. Fuck you LJ, I don't want to change my password and I promise no one is going to guess it just because it has no numbers. I do what I want. You don't know me, ( Read more... )

Weird, I'm turning 19 in 2 days. Everyone seems a lot more excited for my birthday than me though. Not that partying with all the attention on me is ever something I turn down, but turning 19 doesn't seem that amazing. I mean, when you turn 16, you're like "Whoooo! I get my license!" and at 17 you're like "Whooo! It's my last year of being an ( Read more... )

Its not actually Halloween yet, but I'm pretty drunk and I just got home from my sister's and I love all you guys. You're so awesome. I fucking love all of you. Wow, I'm really drunk. Happy Halloween you guys. I fucking love you!

4 Sexy Flamenco Dancers+Sangria+Morgan and Missy= Morgan and Missy becoming lovers because of how much they want to get laid.

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I haven't written this horrible of a paper since my freshman year piece on Exodus. And in defense of that paper, I only read 1/3 of the book. So, this is pretty much the worst paper I've ever composed. But you know what? I don't really give a shit about rhetorical appeal and neither do you, so I don't feel bad. Plus, I broke up with Eric tonight. ( Read more... )

College and I have a love hate relationship. For awhile, she was really cool. I mean, we totally partied together, got drunk and had amazing lesbian sex. But then I found out she's really a dirty slut underneath it all. Plus, she has saggy tits....No good. There was this one time when she was like, "Hey, that sweater is sooo much cuties. Can I ( Read more... )

So guess who is coming to Phoenix on Sept. 16th (despite originally saying she wasn't)?? TORI AMOS!!! AHH!!H!H!H!HH!H!H! I'm soo fucking excited!!! Who's going with me to see the greatest performer ever????