Isolde,

How's your holiday? Mine's been...interesting so far. I need to take my mind off of things and for some reason writing you semed like a great way of doing that. I bought you a gift--I'm not sure if you'll like it, but maybe you will. Although I'd rather give it to you in person. Do you mind if I meet you somewhere?

-James

 James is awakening to a LARGE headache and...a body? Yes, that would be a body. A girls body. 
...
Oh crap, how smashed did he get last night?

James is in detention. Not something unfamiliar to him. He's writing lines and is utterly bored out of his mind. His proctor has "conveniently" left on a break.
How interesting it would be to find that James had conveniently snuck out...
Come watch the escapade/involve yourself in the rescue?