What a crazy few days. Work at the Candle is always interesting, but the last few days have been something else. Last night while drinking my shift beer, the last cook left in the kitchen started a butane torch on fire, and proceeded to run into the dining area screaming "This shit is on fire! I'm not fucking around!!!" which is when we all ( Read more... )

anyone reading, take the tile seriously... I am drunk and trying to clear my head.... this will probably make no sense and sound stupid... but that's how it is supposed to be ( Read more... )

I know it's been a long time. 132 weeks apparently? It was a happy 100 or so weeks, hence why I have not posted in so long, but the last several have been difficult, increasingly so. The closer and closer I get back to bottom the more and more it hurts, and I finally have reached the point where I feel like I will explode if I don't let this all ( Read more... )

Words can not describe what I feel right now. I feel an unease. I feel as if there is something big stirring in the world. Something bigger than what we see even now. I have felt this before, however it only grows stronger as time passes. I feel as though we are living in unusually calm times for how complicated our world has become. I can ( Read more... )

I was almost home free to broom st. when the swat team cut me off as we all heard over the large speakers ( Read more... )

So I think I've figured it out ( Read more... )

Webster's dictionary once said that love is complicated an can not be defined. The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has one thing to say about love. Avoid if at all possible.

Good Advice. I think I need to get myself one.

Behind the blood-stained curtains of love ( Read more... )

Nick... I expect you to get at least half of these... and that's if you're feeling stoopid ( Read more... )

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