don't ask what's new if you can't handle it

[self]

"I need new shoelaces," I thought. And two weeks later, y'know what? I had 'em. Just like that!

Life is wild.

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[luckycee]

Damn good thing I didn't know about it. I have enough stress in my life!

[self]

I know, huh? That's why I didn't say anything until it was over!

Where

[seonsaint]

Hey, self, what've you been up to? Haven't heard anything from you in a while.

in transit, mostly.

[self]

I'll try to post a real update soon.

[egheaumaen]

"I need a new car," he thought. And suddenly one magically appeared in his brother's driveway.

The end.

[lindasings]

Were they on your bed, next to some scarlet ribbons?