Once I had moved out of my  mother's house, I never again lived with someone who's response to running out of toilet paper was to go out and get more toilet paper. Some substitute is always found, some stand-in paper product of a decreasingly Aloe Soft consistency is utilized until someone gets desperate and finally waddles, painfully, to the ( Read more... )

When I came to California Lindsey said I could sleep on the couch once Kelcie moved out. For the time being I slept on the bed and Kelcie slept on the couch in the one bedroom apt ( Read more... )

I got insomnia last night ( Read more... )

"The Great Stories have no secrets. The Great Stories are the ones you have heard and want to hear again. The ones you can enter anywhere and inhabit comfortably.

They don't deceive you with thrills and trick endings. They don't surprise you with the unforeseen. They are as familiar as the house you live in. Or the smell of your lover's skin. You ( Read more... )

When I turned around,
I saw it flying through the sky
completely airborne
like a hero badly bluescreened
rotating like the obelisk in Space Odyssey
fwump fwump fwump
the surfboard broadsided me in the head
and drug my friend Kelcie on top of it.

The ocean was very rough yesterday.

Last night at the club there was a DANCE FIGHT between people INSIDE and OUTSIDE the window ( Read more... )

I've encountered a lot of self-made people lately ( Read more... )

Im done
with finals
it was sunny all week
and now its dark
i fucking knew it
but its okay cause im done with finaaaaaaaaals.

I watched Moonwalker paritally inebriated last night
and it was everything. I had hoped it would be.
It is probably the stupidest thing I have ever seen
and I love it.

Have you ever sliced upon yourn own flesh as one might slice a flaccid, clammy breast of chicken? For it turns ot that that is what that feels like, fiends and companions. Also, it is difficult to type correctly with my right ringfinger bound in artists tape, the only binding substance i could find (was bleeding too much for the superglue ( Read more... )

I think I've gone to bed
later than 5am
about fifteen times
this quarter alone.
And always because of work.
I'm just saying.
And I work a lot of the time
its not that I slacked off earlier
there just IS THAT MUCH.

Like
I'm just delirious