Andy: I cannot believe that we are watching Coyote Ugly to do research on a paper about dragons ( Read more... )

JacSmc9: what are you doing tonite?
SueEllen4: taking Amy out to dinner
SueEllen4: Be's gonna be there
SueEllen4: and probably Amy

him: "what was that laugh for"
her: "For everything I'm about to let you do to me"

SueEllen4: I dont approve
macmaniack: I'll let my team leader know
macmaniack: and he'll tell me he doesn't care
macmaniack: then I'll say, "But it's the girl that loves me" and he'll say "Torrance, Do some fucking push-ups"

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards ( Read more... )

RedDragon18769: you are soo cute i really like u
SueEllen4: awww
SueEllen4: sure that's not the booze talking?
RedDragon18769: nope
RedDragon18769: booze speaks truth

Goats: but we had (a program called) sex in the lounge in Eastman ( Read more... )

"I feel like a have a uterus...and it's growing." -Anonymous male friend ( Read more... )

Siji: I feel like I'm some object in the store that nobody has seen and or has overlooked, and only now someone is beginning to read the back of the label to find out what the item really is

Why neuroscience sucks ( Read more... )