My mother as my grandmother tries to move the grapes off the dish: No! You can't take those off you need color. You can't just have two white items ( Read more... )

COblivious: hmm bill paying is fun and all, but perhaps a tad addictive ( Read more... )

Marsha: We should put up a bulletin board about the hazards of campus life.
-Don't do drugs
-Don't do alcohol
-Don't do Micah.

Meghan: I'm gonna miss you!
Micah: i'm gonna miss you too...
Micah: ..and your girls
Meghan: I hate you sometimes.

Me: wanna hang out sometime ( Read more... )

Me: wanna hang out sometime ( Read more... )

Mike: looks like you have 2 stalkers now... he'd better not get in my way though ( Read more... )

Brad: Oh geez! I just touched your boob!
Me: Ok..
Brad: Oh it's ok, you have another one.

Me: Be, you are so proportional! Like a turkey dinner.

Nana: "Dad would stand in the middle of the road and let you hit him with his car if it would make you feel better..and I would do it."

Justin: You are an Evil, Evil RA

Ryka: remind me to get tits ( Read more... )

So it's been forever since I've written in this thing so I figured I'd be a good little girl and write in it for a little while. Of course it's about 1:15AM and after being up until 4AM last night and then getting up at 10 you would think I'd be in bed by now. But of course, that would be ridiculous. Tomorrow I have to work, another reason ( Read more... )

I want to write this down so I don't forget it. Maybe I'm cursing myself by documenting my experience, but I need to remember this ( Read more... )