Ahoy, me hearties! 'Tis yer nefarious mistress, Cap'n Sandra The Fashionably Late ( Read more... )

Christ, is this Black September or what? With so many freakish deaths happening, I'm kinda waiting for the skies to darken and the Four Horsemen to burst from the boiling clouds as their fell steeds crush all light from this world 'neath unspeakable hooves ( Read more... )

No time for a real update on my personal life to satisfy your Sexion8 stalker files, but please enjoy a film short on how (the original) Superman SHOULD'VE ended.

Want another bowl of ROFLs? Either go to YouTube.com and type in "how it should have ended" or visit the official website. And keep it down, I'm taking a nap.

Now, I made no secret of the fact that I was in the sauce when I posted my last entry about Crikey's unfortunate death. It was angry and it was heartfelt and you know? It was what it was ( Read more... )

This is all over LJ and the Internet and CNN and everywhere, but I don't care: I'm writing my own eulogy for him ( Read more... )

You're probably sick of all this by now, but I'm not.

Just got back from the theater and behold, a Snakes on a Plane review lovingly crafted by yours truly ( Read more... )

Here goes a celebrity match-up thingamajig I ganked from about 200 LJs ( Read more... )

One of the lesser managers at work is a short, handsome, good-natured Greek guy named Dimitri. Blonde hair, very dark eyes, mid-40s ( Read more... )

It's hard to believe you've been with me so long ( Read more... )