I hate chickens. Loathe them. What's worse, I fear them utterly ( Read more... )

Quick, before I forget, I wanted to let y'all know that this new LJ Talk bullshit we now have? Does not work on my computer.I don't know how or why, but when I tried loading it up, everything crashed: my browsers, my word programs, my PhotoImpact, my porn, everything. I only mention this because I've had a few people basically tell me, "Hey, thanks ( Read more... )

Well, we have Fox News, I figure we can have Sex News. I thought about Sexy Fox News or Fox Sex News, but realized immediately how wrong the latter sounded. How very, very wrong. Foxy News? No, we'll just go for the easy win: Sex News.

There's a higher purpose to all this, I swear.

My illustrious LJ friend nocompromises (did I ever congratulate you on the ( Read more... )

First order of the day: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY!

In case you are just now joining us and missed Volume 1 of my Halloween experience, please click here for Disneyland photos and keep yourself current, lawds a'mercy ( Read more... )

Since I'm not one of the lucky who has a Halloween life this year due to J-Bone's fuggered ankle and the fact that Pineapple has to work, my Halloween post will just have to consist of photos we took while on our mini-trip to Disneyland last week ( Read more... )

It's very infrequent that you hear a mother say she's glad her son got into an accident.

Sitting at my computer, bored as I ever was and chatting with skyblade about fish tacos and monkeys, I hear Pineapple's phone ringing in the background. I'm thinking it's one of his clients or my mom (she'll call him before she'll call me...which, great...but do you ( Read more... )

Still bored, in case you were wondering.

Anywhore.

As you all know, I don't comment on the news often. When I do, you know it's fucked up. I guess I just figure everyone and their Aunt Fanny are always chiming in with this opinion or that one and I really don't need to be adding my voice to the cacophony.

But this:

Man critically ill after ( Read more... )

God, I'm bored. I'm so bored, I'm almost too lazy to experience boredom, you know? Ever get like that? It feels like it's been weeks since I took joy in anything I've done and I sit here staring blankly at whatever the Internet decides to tube my way, all the while observing half-heartedly how boring it all is. I mean, what's the point? In ANY of ( Read more... )

Because the wellsprings of creativity have dried up for me 'lo this past week--indeed I have lost the wherewithal to write at all--I'm going to leave it up to you, my esteemed LJ friends, to provide this entry's content. No need to thank me, I am known to demonstrate random acts of unselfishness now and again ( Read more... )

Excuse me for a second.

NOBODY IS BRINGING SEXY BACK. SEXY NEVER WENT ANYWHERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. YOU PEOPLE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO LOOK.

Now that that's out of the way, I would like to dedicate this next post to my irrepressible friend wirrrn whose love for horror is only surpassed by his love for bugs and insects--which, to me amounts to the same ( Read more... )