Stop breaking character.

[sexismorbid]

What we have here is a problem. Government issued, officially certified and socially verified, beyond any reasonable doubt. I repeat. A serious fucking problem. Naturally, the details are classified.

What I can tell you

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[sumwhat_damaged]

even thinking of running for miles makes me exhausted. i think i have chronic fatigue : /
Your thoughts/writing seems so in depth, nothing i ever write or think sounds like its come from the brain of a 19 yr old...more like that of a grade school child.

♥

[sm0t]

Let's see... we have onomatopea, alliteration, repetition, metaphor, hyperbole, personification, rhyme, consonance and swearing. I think you've run the gamut of literary techniques and then some.

[sexismorbid]

Yeah I know. I've noticed that lately everything I write comes out as some ass backwards repititous alliteration. I don't sound like that when I talk, I don't even do it intentionally. Who the fuck knows? Just call me Dr. Seuss.

[solitary_shell]

Reading your entries is like having a mind orgasm.

I added you, I hope you don't mind.

[davee]

Why is it that no matter how often I bathe I never seem to feel clean anymore?

Hard water. Yup, definitely hard water.

D.

[sexismorbid]

I feel clean, just not like I used to. I should stop bathing all together and save the hot water.

[xbrokenxdollx]

Reading your entries is like smelling my own farts.

I added you, I hope you don't mind.