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carmen: Ooh! I would make out with a REPUBLICAN for a million dollars. (everyone groans) What? I think--I think that republicans can be hot.
jenny: Take it back.
carmen: Why?
jenny: Because. Republicans are fucking scary.
carmen: Scary can sometimes be...sexy.
shane: They're not scary, they're stupid.
carmen: That's right, and stupid, Shane, can be ( Read more... )

I LOOVVVEEE MY CATTTSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Celebrity Sexual Encounter #... 15? One MILLION?!

Who:

Jay McCarroll (winner of Project Runway, Season 1)
Naima (winner of America's Next Top Model, Season 4)
Amanda Lepore (famous tranny)
Michael Musto (that fat guy from the Village Voice who's on Vh1 a lot)

Where: Happy Valley ( Read more... )

some snippets from my fascinating life:

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*while selecting a GoldenEye game*Walker: What do we want ( Read more... )

AFTER A MONTH AND HALF I FINALLY HAVE A PHONE AGAIN. please call. 617.320.5977Soooo.... it's been a while, I know. But I wanted to wait to tell stories with pictures, which I will have soon. Still, this one can't wait ( Read more... )

Ben walks out of the building holding a package

Ben: I'm so excited, I got mail!
Dan: What is it?
Ben: It's from my temple!
Steven: Ben, that is not exciting.

opens the package

Ben: Yesss! Gelt!
Steven: Oh. Jew gold.

In other news, I saw Rent. Cried three times. Still don't have a phone. Sorry to everyone who thinks I may have ( Read more... )

i have left nothing on this world ( Read more... )

Letter to Self, circa November 2005
by Steven Phillips-Horst (1987-?)

The level of maturity that you are exhibiting right now is really rather… pathetic. Instead of writing your paper, which you intended to start at 1 AM, and after skipping every assignment dealing with the paper up until it was due, you have still begun nothing, and it is 3:49 ( Read more... )

Just saw Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic, and it was beautiful. Did you say you wanted me to ruin some of the funniest jokes by writing them on my livejournal? Oh, sure ( Read more... )