Me: So I need to write an essay on why I wanna work for the government.
Arabella: Try not to mention Alias.

enjoy:
Simply put, I want to serve my country. As a young person living in America, there is a certain responsibility I have to ensure our country’s future. Yet despite our role as the leaders of tomorrow, my generation is extremely ( Read more... )

so... the Greenwich Village Halloween Parade. It's the best Halloween parade in the world. A group of people were sperm. AND Ethan and Jenna, who met and fall in love on Survivor: All Stars, were walking in the parade, Ethan wearing a sign that read "A-List (crossed out), B-List (crossed out), C-List (crossed out), D-List!". Speaking of, where ( Read more... )

i miss them ( Read more... )

So last week was our friend Ben's birthday. The big 1-8. You know what that means. STRIP CLUB!!!!!

Yes, last night, I, Steven Phillips-Horst, went to a gentlemen's club called Stiletto's. In the days leading up to it, my friend Dan and I got each other into fits of excitement thinking about just how nasty the girls might be. "I want a lap ( Read more... )

Sorry to keep posting about celebrity mishaps, but SOMEBODY THREW A TOFU CREAM PIE IN ANNA WINTOUR'S FACE


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"The shoot also gave day work to more than 200 local market stall holders, students and housewives, who have been paid up to 500 pesos a day to play roles ranging from market traders to corpses laid up on a mortuary slab."

--From an article about the new J. Lo movie being shot in the border town of Nogales, Mexico.

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tomkat is spawning. just you wait till katie gets post-partum depression!

also, melania is pregnant. that's just foul.

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p.s. don't be surprised by this headline if and when you come across it in the Yahoo! Odd News section and/or the Post:

NYU STUDENT KILLS ROOMATE OVER EXCESSIVE PASSIVE AGRESSIONThere's now a facebook group. It's called ( Read more... )

Maureen: Whose beautiful turquoise lace bra is this?

Me: What size is it?

Maureen: It's not very big. It's probably Arabella's.

(shows me the bra)

Me: Mom, that's like a 34 B. That's not a small bra.

Maureen: (checks the label) ...I don't have my glasses... 36 B. That's pretty small ( Read more... )

"Dust equals sickness."-- Ronald Hahn ( Read more... )