UGH. MEN. THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. THEY'VE ONLY GOT ONE THING ON THEIR MIND!

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/w4m/99191074.html

also:

divorced jewish mom

MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry ( Read more... )

ronald just told me, not five minutes ago, that i need to go to bed earlier. apparently, i awake him from his peaceful slumber every single night. it must be all the careful tip-toeing. also, I'm supposedly the cause of his floundering math grade.

a sampling:
**awkward silence as ron sits in his chair looking at me, and I know he's looking at ( Read more... )

Britney had a boy!

Us Weekly sent me a text a few months ago that said she was gonna name it Preston.

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not a day goes by i don't think about you

you left your mark on me. it's permanent, a tatoo

pierce the skin and the blood runs through

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my baby

the way you move is right in time,

it's right in time with me

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a gay club is like going camping for a week and then it rains for about four out of the seven days that you're there.

it's very dirty and it's very wet.

oh, and there's a lot of borderline rape. which doesn't usually happen on camping trips.

and i was a boy scout.

i would know.

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Actual Track Names from the "Smooth Jazz Cafe" CD, given to me for free from the North Fork Bank.1. Melody Du Jour ( Read more... )

how can it feel?

from this moment, how can it feel this wrong?

this city is beautiful.

i'm spending a lot of money, but I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY! so it's all gooood.

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Actual Clipped Out Words Interspersed Throughout the 7th Grade Binder that is Ellen Ludlow's Yearbook Page (Ellen Ludlow. BB&N graduate. This girl is 18 years old.)

laugh
dream
sweet
memories
dude
glam
attitude
live
dude
wish
ha ha!
crazy
sunshine

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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

And Mom sighs and admits it doesn't feel like home yet. This mom, Empress of Sighs, Empress of afterschool treats and frumpy sweaters and marathon tickling and the 52 Casseroles cookbook, doesn't feel at home ( Read more... )