Let's do our own little Best Week Ever, shall we? I'll do little riffs on the goings-on in pop culture this past week, and it'll be really dry and witty, and you'll eat that shit up.

Jennifer Aniston TELLS ALL:

So, if you're not Gia (in case you're unclear as to whether or not you're Gia... here is diagram):

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i hate everything about myself and everyone else.

also tina simpson and lynne spears look EXACTLY the same and it's ridiculous and i'm sick of it.

i'm going to start typing every written word I feel like that I can see from where I am:

janet evanovich a stephanie plum novel four to score u.s. $6.99 scarlett johansson "is the only actress I've ( Read more... )

okay so I made one for ally mcbeal. it's CRITICAL you sign it. seriously don't be a dick. just sign it. it takes 5 seconds.

i-Want-that-anorexic-bitch-back-on-my-tv-ASAP.com

thank you

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Sign the petition to get Jesse on DVD.


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Good evening, everyone. Tonight's edition will focus on my most recent deviant behavior. (Get it? Do you get the hilarious pun I just made? The play on words? The reference to the very title of this publication? I am just BEYOND witty ( Read more... )

yO WHAT I AM THE ILLEST SHIT AND YOU NEED TO SEE THE FRESHEST PIECE EVER BOMBED i'mmm goingg to a concert whos gonna be their???? also i met nicole richtiee and she sucked my niipples!!

yo yo keep it real

Hamiton (the beaver weaver) MORRIS

you...

i have to move on.
i have to find the strength within me to realize that what's not perfect will never be. and then i saw you. and all those emotions came flooding back.

there's come a point when you know that you can't. i love you.

i am so alone. i'm going to jump in front of a train tonight.

okay so today was like tots craycray! I got up at like 10ish and then I saw my mom and and i was like "hi mom" and then I called Sophie, because I think we're doing something tonight with Bennet (oh my god he's such a muffin). So I'm talking to Sophie and then we got cut off so I called her back. And then we talked some more for like 20 minutes ( Read more... )

Okay class. Listen up. The next few entries I make are gonna be parodies, send-ups if you will, of certain people on my friends list. It'll be a veritable online roast of their quacky quirks and livejournal tendencies. If you think you know who the member in question is, just post ( Read more... )