As we walk into the elevator, I notice that my mouth really hurts. Holding the door open with one hand, I spit into my other hand. I see in the palm a small amount of blood and a few of my teeth. Spitting again, I lose a few more. I enter the elevator and allow the door to shut. Using the reflective surface of the door as a mirror, I examine ( Read more... )

These radios are all busted. It's a shame, because they looked like such a great idea before. Oi. I tear my way through the outer wall and into the building, looking for more of the enemy. My fellow agent is right behind me, armed to the teeth and looking oddly sexy. What is it about women with firearms?

This war has been going on for so long ( Read more... )

I'm taking apart a bed with my father. It's an old bed, oddly shaped, made of solid wood and painted white with really flaky-weird paint. It's held together mostly with screws, which I am removing with a saw-blade. My father is using something else entirely, and I decide that it would be a good idea to race him. "Bet you I can finish before you ( Read more... )

I feel pleasant. I feel very pleasant.

It is now a requirement that in order to be president of the USA, one must be able to wear a purse with confidence, pride, and a certain amount of what we shall call skill.

I'm in a park. It's a really beautiful place. The area is full of friends, people I know. The table in front of me, however, is populated with money. After counting it, I see that I have an extra $350 in cash, plus a loan check for $15,000 that will put me back through school again.

The van arrives, and Max tells me to get in. I know it's ( Read more... )

The two of us are swimming in a large brick pool. It's at least 25 feet deep at all points. There is a high wall around the sides of the pool, and it runs about two to three feet above the water level.

She's afraid. I swim over to the far wall, and now I see why ( Read more... )

Bruce Willis is fellating an old man in a hospital bed.

I lower myself down on the ice carefully. I've never been in a rink before. My socks seem to be thick enough to stand the cold without shoes. And I feel more stable in socks than skates. She encourages me, telling me to have confidence in myself.

I find a puck and start taking shots at the targets. She guides me.

Then I run into her, we fall ( Read more... )

We were rehearsing an impromptu play called "Bad People... in Media." Most of them never even made it out of Detroit. They got knifed in the back.