I am in a church, or perhaps I am just being shown one. It is beautiful and ornate, and yet still simple enough to be considered respectful in all circles.

A Spanish woman rises from her seat and moves toward the front. What strikes me about her first is her hair. It is has a very light hue and seems somehow mussed. I cannot decide whether ( Read more... )

I am before the Council of Elders, and I am nervous. They all sit at a long wooden table, discussing matters of great importance in low tones. I believe that perhaps my views will be trivial to them. My turn to speak arrives, and so I begin to tell them what is wrong with Luke's ear. I stutter profusely, but manage to describe it nonetheless. ( Read more... )

I live in a dusty old hotel adjacent to a restaurant called the Hot Pepper ( Read more... )

The dog-people who wear carpet are using the pay-phone.
They are trying to deliver a prank.

I am an organic robot. I am in love. She is like me.
Once, I locked her up. Now we go dancing on the rooftops listening to Fred Astaire.

I am afraid.

All else is inconsequential. Flying is a violation of brain-code.

John Larroquette shows up at my house in a limousine. He gets out and asks if Andy Griffith lives here. "I'm here to pick up Andy," he says, "He just graduated high school." I tell him, "I'm sorry, but nobody named Andy Griffith has ever lived here to my knowledge." Everyone laughs at John Larroquette, and he drives the limo away looking a ( Read more... )

My friend is trying to make a CD, but it's not finished yet. The floor is covered with trash. I smell orange juice, and it makes me feel sick.

I wake up and run to the door, only to notice through the glass that a pack of rabid dogs are waiting to tear me to shreds. I run back to other room, where I see my bed. Upon further inspection under the bed, a hand is reaching out from the depths toward me. I immediately try to stab it with a pair of scissors.

Running back to the door again, I ( Read more... )

This is the place where I keep all the pictures that visit my head at night. Any questions?