Given the recent suspicion, I'm going to have to ask that all students refrain from any forms of fighting including sparring. Train with yourself if you want, but no sparring.

Until I get to the bottom of a few things, no spars or fights.

Have fun.

(Private to Rinali)

How are your organizational skills?

(Private to Jaggerjack)

Letter sent.

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Next person to start a fight is going to find out what hell's really like.

(Filtered to Tatsuki)

I think you should come down to my old classroom and try to talk some sense into Mugen. You might have better luck than I do. I've got a certain other jackass I need to talk to.

(Private to Jaggerjack)

You'd better be at my office when I get there....

Alright, let's get a couple of things straight here so I'm not repeating myself over the entire length of the SCHOOL YEAR!

First things first assholes. Fighting.... Now my thoughts on this matter, I saw you can go at it with whoever you damn well please as long as you don't go beating the shit out of someone who doesn't want to be involved!
However, ( Read more... )

I should consider making this place an assigned location for my program next summer.... Now, to pay a Jaws a visit... If anyone needs me, I'll be swimming.

(Filtered to Marik)

Hey Marik, you got some barbecue around here or something?

(Filtered to Joseph)

I plan to have some spar with you sometime this summer, Jackass.

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(Filtered to Joseph and Marik)

Uncle Johnson has arrived! So, any of you going to let me in or am I going to have to let myself in!?

And for the record, Uncle Johnson is what you have the little guy call me.

(Private to Marik)

Can he walk yet??

(Private to Joseph)

You still feeling down?

Oh, and can he walk yet??

(Private/Hackable)

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(Private/Hackable)

They've had their break, time to wake up the slackers. Start with... Atobe...

(Filtered to Atobe)

WAKE UP YOU MAGGOT!

((Johnson enchanted his journal to transfer his voice across the journal and exit out Atobe's, so if Atobe is sleeping, he might wake up to what sounds like a Howler. IF he doesn't wake up, Johnson will come ( Read more... )

It's a real shame to be nearing the end of the school year. I'm sure I'll miss all of you stubborn brats...

Ah, who am I kidding. I'LL BE DAMN HAPPY WHEN YOU'RE ALL GONE! Never in my years have I experienced such a stubborn and direspectful lot like you. That is of course, save for those that actually do come out for laps the FIRST TIME that I ask ( Read more... )

LISTEN UP YOU GREENHORNS!!

Exams are coming up! And do you know what this means?

(Filtered to Ulquiorra)

Since Integra is busy, I'll be monitoring your detention.

Welcome to detention. Hope you like non-stop exercise.

((For the love of god, someone say "Laps?" please! Ulquiorra-mun, sorry for being late with this... ><))

WHAT IN THE SAM HELL IS GOING ON!!?

Cat ears and tails!? What the fuck?

...Wait, is this contagious...?

(Filtered to Cat people)

I would request everyone one come to the great hall where you can be isolated if this is contagious...

((Expect Johnson to be wearing a Biohazard suit))