It's fucking cold. I'm fucking bored. I haven't been beaten, castrated or eaten by my roommate. Preferably because he isn't here much. *Grabs self* I happen to like being intact in all places possible. So as long as I wake up with a dick, a set of balls and a pillow in the morning....I'm set.

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Room changes again? I better still have my fucking office. This moving shit is really the height of annoying. It makes my love for smoking want to come back full force. Sometime ( Read more... )

Almost a month and I still can't fucking light a cigarette. It's really starting to fuck with my head. And it's making me fat. I have an ass now. Suprising ( Read more... )

This time off is killing my head. I haven't been able to smoke in weeks. It's fucking horrible ( Read more... )

Fucking assholes. Who does this kind of shit?

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I thought this costuming shit was over.

Apparently not. And apparently to some people it's something I should participate in...as if I hadn't gotten enough of it this past week.

I need a break from this fucking circus. I feel like a ring master.

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Last fucking day of this freak show. Ninja's are too complicated. I had issues with sashes and belts yesterday. No parrot that repeats my words, or hat the size of China. I have nothing to compensate for.

Savvy?

This is definatly a hell of a lot more comfortable than yesterday.

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You know guys considered yourself warned. You can whistle, you can crack lame ass pick-up lines...but do not....DO NOT grab my ass. I don't care how cute this skirt is, or how nice my legs look. Naruto this is a sick joke and pointless. It just makes my mother wonder about my sexuality all over again. How the hell do you women deal with this make- ( Read more... )

Best way to cope with ridiculous circumstances and the world fucking you over....

Sleep.

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