My car is acting retarded. As in, every time I turn it off I have to jump it to make it drive again. And so I had to get a ride to work and home again, and I get home and mom decided to take my key off my keychain last night, and then lock the door, and leave. So I'm in the freezing cold, with no key, for twenty minutes while she comes to unlock ( Read more... )

Ok, so. If you've hung around me long enough, I'm sure by now you've heard my rant on how semen is the wonder drug, or something to that effect (esp. if I was drunk at the time...). This dialog is usually followed with one or more guys saying something to the effect of, "Dude, you need to make it your mission in life to tell that to every chick ( Read more... )

1) Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried ( Read more... )

We'd hit the bottom ( Read more... )

Black streets ( Read more... )

I GOT UNDERTOW! And Absenthe makes me see colors, it's really pretty. We need to all hang out together sometime & drink it and sit and listen to music and chill. It's the only substance that makes me quiet, I just sat there and watched the music colors. It was way hot. Do you get colors with music, too, or just letters, Lemmywinks ( Read more... )

I fuckin hate this shit. Life blows. "I will only complicate you, trust in me and fail as well ( Read more... )

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A nice, stiff nyquil, neat.
Fucking sick sucks ass, esp. on your birthday. Slept the whole day away, feel much better. And I graduate class tomorrow, so testing today. But I'm ok now, so out with the family tonight and then PARTY ON FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH/AMANDA'S LEGAL! :)

The Presale For The Greatest Band In The World ( Read more... )