I've eaten so many Somoas over the course of this week that I can no longer taste them. I'm now eating the idea of a Somoa.

Have you seen that Gatorade commercial with the feet on the street and the basketball court planks fly into the street? The one with Lou Reed's Walk on the Wild Side as the soundtrack?!?! Holy eff, guys. Do they know what that song is about? Isn't it about cross dressing prostitutes ( Read more... )

We're only 6 days into the year and already I want to write it off as a bad one.

I can't believe I'm still on vacation. Never has a week and a half felt so long. I'm sure on January 2nd, I'm going to wish for these days back. The days feel like they're going by fast, but there's too many of them.

I'm getting nothing done.

I watch Extreme Home Makeover every week. I tear up, without fail, every week.

Justin Timberlake is an idiot. I'm not even sure if I'm spelling his name right. Barbara Walters was interviewing him, I accidentally had the TV on. Every time I see him, I'm reminded of the book Valley of the Dolls. There's this guy in the book who is a really famous heartthrob. His sister is his manager and keeps it quiet that the boy has ( Read more... )

Dudes, is that really River in the Terminator TV show commercial?

SRSLY?!?

IMDB says it is. And I'm a little excited.

So, I'm still a little unclear as to how this snow emergency business works. Like, if I was in Houghton, the streets would've been cleared this morning. In St. Paul, it's taking longer than that ( Read more... )

I was at the Gophers vs. Tech hockey game yesterday. It was a pain getting tickets. I finally got some through my alumni association. And where was I sitting? 5th Row corner. I saw a lot of really nice checks. I don't think I've ever sat so close ( Read more... )

I used to think that I was the type of person who would wake up from a dead sleep if someone broke into my room and tried to murder me. I'm very good at waking up due to unusual noises (windows breaking, knocking, a phone ring, someone else breathing) and sleeping through constant static noises (traffic, parties). I thought this would come in ( Read more... )