HOLY SHIT THIS BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT THING IS MOTHERFUCKING TIRING.

Why would you schedule a football meeting at the same time as a funeral THE ENTIRE TEAM has to go to. In the SAME PLACE. WHY.

(hello lj and dw!)

Today I worked a double shift. Dressed as Santa.

Sometimes karma is fucking laser guided.

• I have finished and uploaded my yuletide (I.E. the first fic I've actually managed to finish in a year)
• My boss wasn't in today
• We got a load of My Little Ponies donated to work
• Cute guy I like gave me his number

All in all a pretty good 24 hours!

Today I found a spider at work in the back room. Not just any spider, though. We have these locally (warning: what do you think you're going to see when you click that link). I personally don't have a problem with spiders. This was way too good a chance to pass up, though. I gently picked it up with a jumper. And put it on my boss's work area ( Read more... )

Yes, ino I keep saying my life is crazy at the moment but it rly is. I was in Ireland for the football final again (we're not talking about the match) and

• we got kicked out of a kebab shop (turns out you can't make demeaning Father Ted references at bouncers in Ireland because they actually saw it
• my friend fell off the top bunk, climbed back in, ( Read more... )

I have just shouted myself hoarse coaching a bunch of twelve year old girls. We couldn't find them a girls team to play against so they mixed in with the boys. Every one of them is better than all the boys on that team. I feel awesome. Also come September I may have a second job going into the school to coach them. Also also my own game is tomorrow ( Read more... )

In the past couple of weeks I have broken my printer, my phone, my bag and some muscles in my leg. Fortunately I fixed everything bar the phone (shiny new phooooooooooooooone!)

I would watch the fuck out of this spin-off. Also the frat boys on the wall one, and a Varys/Littlefinger road trip ( Read more... )

Rome braces for 'prophet-predicted quake'Thousands of people are reported to be staying out of Rome for the next few days, over fears the city will be hit by a huge earthquake ( Read more... )

I always said I wasn't going to read it until it was done. But here I am after watching a couple of eps of the show, reading the damn thing.

This shit is actually pretty great so far. Who knew? Tell me what/who you like and don't like, people who read it, please.

Liechtenstein for hire at $70,000 a night.

Come on you guys it's only £300 each! We get in there. And then. Then we strike from the inside.

(Hello, I'm not dead. I just got a new job that ATE MY LIFE for a couple of months)