Postulate #1: Operating under the assumption that the general house cat is fairly intelligent, it seems apparent that when exposed to cold temperatures (say around 18°F), a member of Felis Catus has one of two things occur:

1. Distortion of depth perception.
2. Mental retardation.

Postulate #2: Playing video games involving driving at high speed (Need for ( Read more... )

Yes, I'm sure everyone's heard about this. Not everyone has seen the video, however, and especially not the video that was filmed by yours truly ... heh, the unofficial rule has been that a copy of this must be on all devices I own capable of replaying it ( Read more... )

How could you never think "I am planning on killing little children who had nothing to do with [agonizing experience 20 years ago]." How could that never raise a flag, ring a bell, scream in your face, whatever, that something's wrong with you. I can wrap my head around being a disgruntled teen with crap for parents and access to weapons doing ( Read more... )

I wish mosquitoes were wiped from the face of the planet, sitting at work scratching away and being unable to concentrate.

Go to Wikipedia.org and search your birthday. List three events, two birthdays, and one death.Events ( Read more... )

How's it goin'? My name is Josh and I can't type very well because someone has been feeding me alcohol. I think my perfectionist, self-conscious nature might come out and I'll spell-check this before posting, but I donno, we'll see ( Read more... )

I am tired and snot-filled. I've been sick for 3 weeks now. NIN tonight was postponed and I'll probably be in Austin, TX from March 8th to the 12th for AWP, so there goes my "first" concert. ashiant tried so hard to get me there too. I've been playing WoW and hanging out with Amy (things are still great). Sometimes I even do my homework ( Read more... )

Hum. I was looking around for things to finish this Emerson paper and stumbled upon this cute little comparison ( Read more... )

Anyone else seen Oldboy?

It's almost over, but here's a side note while I'm procrastinating (dear god I'm good at procrastinating ( Read more... )