"Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?" -- Rita Rudner

What kind of messed up place is this? Then again, I suppose I'm the alien here. I'm not sure which is more depressing.

Maybe that's just the overdue school work talking?

"I'll do it tomorrow" doesn't work too well when it's due tomorrow. wtf ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUNTIE! <3

For those of you who have no idea who auntiesiannan is, too bad, she's my auntie n' you can't have her! Well, I guess I might share if you ask nice.

P.S. I know this looks broken on febrile.net, but I don't care. Auntie smiles are so much more important than fixing embeded/CSS styles at 2am. And by broken I mean ARTISTIC. See, ( Read more... )

From an essay by Jenny Franchot on Frederick "Douglass and The Construction of The Feminine" comes reason #682 why many people hate academic writing:"Having silenced his mother, its silences are made to assume the maternal function, giving birth to his autobiographical language of successful genesis and indictment through its mute female victims ( Read more... )

Tuesday was violetdelight's 21st birthday bash -- I'll admit to having way too much fun buying her drinks -- but it was good times and she didn't get sick. I think I'll attribute that to ashiant treating her to a big, heavy dinner beforehand and then gyro75 forcing her to drink a whole bunch of water, but shhh, don't tell her that ( Read more... )

Yeah, so this is what broke our roof and caused the indoor waterfall:

( Heavy things. )

( The Great List o' Stuff To Do Before 5pm )

I really, really like this poem. I'm not usually a fan of rhyme, but this is just so effortless and the way it loops back into itself... yeah, so sue me, I'm an English major.

( Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening )

Staying up late to finish all your homework -- although much better than being up late and not finishing -- still means you're going to feel exhausted in the morning. Slightly more accomplished, but definitely exhausted ( Read more... )

Almost 1000 pictures later... I really have to get back to my homework. Just go look at slower.net, you'll understand. I really like this one and this one. Also, the pink midget monster.