ME: (putting away groceries) Mum, did you mean to buy two pints of heavy cream?
MY MOTHER: No, I meant to buy three. Oops.
ME: What do we need three pints of heavy cream for?
MOTHER: I was going to make my cousin Barbara's caramel recipe, but I'll have a hard time without the third pint of cream. And I forgot the paraffin, too.
ME: Um ... isn'
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