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So I thought I might pick this thing up just to give a public service announcement.

Matt and I are officially getting married.

When you all pick yourselves off the floor from the shock, we'll probably have details.

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HEY ALL YOU DRUNKS OUT THERE, BE SAFE. FOR ONCE IN HIS BLOODY LIFE, TIMOTHY BELL HAS TAKEN TIME OFF AND CAN'T HEAL YOUR CRUNCHY CRUNCHY BONES.

happy birthday tim! (he is so getting laid tonight, just look at how frenchie's looking at him)

tomorrow is going to be so miserable

birthdays on the weekends are the BEST.

i may or may not still be drunk! you'll never know!

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Oh for the fucking love of Merlin. Godfucking damnit are you serious? Fucking utter bullshit. There was plenty of fucking evidence. This is goddamn unbelievable and I don't care if it is unfuckingprofessional of me to write that in here. It's my journal for fuck's sake.

I'm going to get a fucking drink. Cases be damned. Make that several fucking

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