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1980's video about the internet. Concentrated hilarity.

Someone moved in above me. They enjoyed hosting jumproping challenges to thumping bass.

Oh, joy. Oh, bliss.

Short answer: somewhere in the red circle.

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I realize that water boiled in the microwave tastes exactly the same as water boiled on the stove, but water in the microwave doesn't whistle.

Mmm, whistling. Tasty.

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My boss will have a baby soon. This will be her baby gift. I'm going to add an airplane in the lower right hand corner. Actually, the picture is upside-down, so mentally flip it, then add a plane.

Eh?


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A 19 year old kid jumped off work's parking garage and killed himself two nights ago. Someone saw it happen, came over while he was still alive, and left. He then came back with friends and stole the kids cell phone ( Read more... )

I bring back proof that Doug lives!

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