when i grow up, im going to be a celebrity assassin. as soon as they sell out *BAM* bullet between the eyes. will ferrell, youre first. kevin smith take cover.

i need a new bed.

conversation between me and customer, around 10:45 p.m. me: this is serena freij, may i please have your tracking number? 
dick face: its 1Z....blah blah blah...i missed ( Read more... )

hundred and fifty dollar parking ticket yeah!!!

fuck men and their wily ways. fuck crazy mood swings. fuck feeling incredibly happy and five minutes later crying to my mirrors for no reason. fuck sleep paralysis and that feeling of death. fuck vertigo and feeling like im never awake. and fuck those voices that pop up when im about to go to bed. i love it when it rains.

that guy from nsync is gay, i saw on the news. like we didnt know when we first set eyes on him. like thats even fodder for a news article. thats right. i said fodder. i went to the hospital. i didnt know what to buy the old lady so i got her glowsticks. i wonder if my aunt will say anything. flowers were way too typical.

im going to take a trip to flagstaff. or california. i think california would be nice. for a couple days. ill drive my car there. im tired of tucson. and what else would i do with my days off?

trancending.

i love libraries. they are the most beautiful concept in the world. like a santuary. of knowledge. oooo its loveliness overwhelms me. what a simple concept, having a myriad of books in one place. and the internet! and more! driving to vale and back is hella far.

if i could i would leave right now, to a place far away. this town has become a container in the last few months. i love tucson, but its so static, nothing has changed, life is the same as it always was, just a different day. damn lease. everyone wants to get out and im feeling the same. got the itch, oh yes i do, got the yearning to go where ( Read more... )

love me.

my boobs are getting bigger. or maybe my bras shrank. i dont know if i should be glad, or worried as fuck that im pregnant. hmmmmmmm. well i guess time will answer that one.