shehops

Oh, eepity eep eep!

shehops Mar 19, 2008 07:01

An exciting thing just happened, or is on the verge of happening, or both. Both, I think. Yes, definitely both ( Read more... )

For those keeping track:

shehops Mar 18, 2008 18:53

It turns out that a cat will, if given the chance, attempt to eat lizard kibble.Sheesh ( Read more... )

Hmph.

shehops Mar 18, 2008 14:22

Last night I dreamed I was eating chocolate-blueberry flavoured yoghurt.

I'm pretty sure it would be a really yummy flavour, actually. Why don't they make that? Bastards.

Oh, the blasphemously good times!

shehops Mar 15, 2008 22:41

While I was riding in the car with my mother the other day, Anne Rice was on the radio being interviewed about her latest book, which apparently stars Jesus instead of a vampire.

A caller phoned in to express the belief that Jesus was a prophet, but not divine. My mother took umbrage at this.

Her: "How can they believe that he was born of a ( Read more... )

Oh, dear.

shehops Mar 11, 2008 03:47

I got forwarded this video today. I probably shouldn't think that it is awesome... but I'm afraid that I do.

Click to view

I am so, so very sorry

shehops Mar 09, 2008 01:27

( Cthulhu made me make it. )

shameless picture posts

Ha!

shehops Mar 07, 2008 20:35

I was just now having an argument with my mom about whose fault it is that it is raining.* During the course of this argument, she claimed in all seriousness that the population of the world is three trillion ( Read more... )

Bird-related triumph and fun with drive-throughs

shehops Mar 07, 2008 17:41

Today I managed to lure a scrub jay into my mom's yard. So it appears that I may not have lost my powers after all. Yay!

To be fair, however, I have been working on this jay for some time. So it still remains to be seen whether I am able to lure new jays into the fold ( Read more... )

I am a pill

shehops Mar 05, 2008 04:29

I gave work a call today, since I'm sure they all miss me terribly.

"This is [Redacted], how may I help you ( Read more... )

In which it is discovered that I am a Mutant.

shehops Mar 01, 2008 20:55

So about eleven months ago, I was in the process of attempting to walk upright when suddenly I fell down. (Yes, again.) This time it was while attempting to descend the widest, shallowest steps in the history of stairs. Also, there were only two steps. But apparently that was two too many for me ( Read more... )