Comments | sheltonb: I'm a bad ass!! I'm one-half of Bonnie and Clyde 2010!!

sheltonb

Feb 10, 2030 12:42

My name is Blake Shelton, y'all. I'm must_be_pop 's Most Hated Man.

I don't put up with bullshit!
I do have a wife (Miranda Lambert) and multiple girlfriends (Kelly Clarkson, Marie Osmond, Laura Bell Bundy, Hillary Scott, Kaynette Shelton, Faith Hill (she denies it!)!
I am an alcoholic
I love my crack pipe
I'm a good ole boy from Oklahoma

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msfaithhill February 10 2010, 19:30:12 UTC

It's about time you got here

sheltonb February 10 2010, 19:34:36 UTC

It's not my fault I'm late to the party. Mother Nature hates me.

msfaithhill February 10 2010, 19:35:40 UTC

Well..as long as you are here now

sheltonb February 10 2010, 19:38:02 UTC

This calls for a drink.

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nttls February 10 2010, 20:08:08 UTC

Well hey stranger.

sheltonb February 10 2010, 20:10:41 UTC

Hey gorgeous. When are we going to get together?

nttls February 10 2010, 20:13:43 UTC

We do have that show in Vegas in April. Why wait for that? You name the place and time, then it'll happen.

sheltonb February 10 2010, 20:18:13 UTC

Hot damn!!! How about right now?!!!

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sheltonb February 10 2010, 20:18:30 UTC

Thank you.

Icons for you msfaithhill February 10 2010, 22:21:01 UTC

Not the best, not the worst. Take what you want.

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Re: Icons for you sheltonb February 10 2010, 22:22:34 UTC

Thank you so much!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 15:09:22 UTC

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sheltonb February 11 2010, 19:45:55 UTC

Holy shit!!! I bet the Asian's would love that have that for lunch!

lambert_ran February 11 2010, 19:47:08 UTC

How the hell does that thing get around?

sheltonb February 11 2010, 19:50:35 UTC

Hell if I know!!!

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