I'm a bad ass!! I'm one-half of Bonnie and Clyde 2010!!

[sheltonb]

My name is Blake Shelton, y'all. I'm must_be_pop 's Most Hated Man.

• I don't put up with bullshit!
• I do have a wife (Miranda Lambert) and multiple girlfriends (Kelly Clarkson, Marie Osmond, Laura Bell Bundy, Hillary Scott, Kaynette Shelton, Faith Hill (she denies it!)!
• I am an alcoholic
• I love my crack pipe
• I'm a good ole boy from Oklahoma

Comments

[lambert_ran]

[sheltonb]

HAHAHAHA Let's go practice making babies!

[lambert_ran]

i Am n0T g0InG 2 tAlK lYk dIz aNd CalL mYs3Lf TaNiShA

[sheltonb]

You make me so hot!!

[lambert_ran]

[sheltonb]

I hate when I lose my damn boner!!! We need to work on this.

[lambert_ran]

There's a medication for that now.

[sheltonb]

Yeah, I know what we are going to be doing tonight!!!! Bring on the VIAGRA!!!

oh no, look what you missed

[lambert_ran]

Son of a bitch!!!!!!

[sheltonb]

I knew I was missing out on something last night!!!

This is what happens when you're late to the party.

[lambert_ran]

You should have picked up your phone!

I'm going to be there early next time!!!

[sheltonb]

I never heard it ring!!!!!

[lambert_ran]

[sheltonb]

Ha ha ha!!! Are you trying to tell me something?!

[lambert_ran]

I pressed buttons and pictures happened.

[sheltonb]

Nice save!!!

I'm surprised this isn't you

[lambert_ran]

Re: I'm surprised this isn't you

[sheltonb]

Ha ha!!! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ALL OF MY SECRETS?!!!!

[lambert_ran]

IT'S NOT REALLY A SECRET

[sheltonb]

Ha ha!!