Seems these days that you can't swing a dead co-worker without 'accidentally' slamming her stupid, bitchy fuckface into Yet Another Morrissey Impersonator. From Morrissey-Solo's creatively-named 'Morrissey Himself', to countless - countless! - pathological specimens on MorrisseyMusic, everyone's Morrissey - and no one's doing a half decent job of ( Read more... )

I am going to commit workplace hari-kari with a receipt spike.

We've all heard of J's favourite question, and how it just so happens to coincide with my Biggest Pet Peeve Ever.

So when she draped herself across my desk again, and stared pointedly at my monitor again, and asked, "What are you working on?" again, I gave her my best Cow-In-The- ( Read more... )

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Title: Computer graphics operator (photoshop) (NOC: 5223)
Area of Specialization: Graphic design
Type of Illustrated Work: Software interface
Business Equipment and Computer Applications: Photoshop
Essential Skills: Computer use
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D'you know what the best part is of the IRA laying down their arms? BONO WILL FINALLY FUCKING SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

I am so turned on right now. (it's a link, pervs)

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Sometimes I worry that I care about music altogether too much. Oh, I wouldn't mention any musician in particular, but generally, you know. Then I visit Group Hug and I feel much better:

593907770 I used to be obsessed with NSYNC. Lance Bass was my favourite member and once I made up a email address and sent myself emails pretendng to be him which ( Read more... )

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Thank God for the death of cock rock. If I wanted to hear men whine in earnest about their feelings, a la Nickelback, Syndrome of a Down, Creed, et al, I'd go to a Promise-Keeper's meeting ( Read more... )