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One more fuckup and the brownie gets it
One of the most annoying questions one can ever be asked at work ( Read more... ) -
Fine Fathered Friend
Our server was down ALL FUCKING DAY, which sort of threw a wrench into my plans to... work ( Read more... ) -
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I an excerpt from an article about the same-sex marriage bill being passed through the Canadian House of Commons, on its way to becoming federal law:
Martin, a Roman Catholic, has said that despite anyone's personal beliefs, all Canadians should be granted the same rights to marriage.Notice how our prime minister can clearly define the differences ( Read more... ) -
They really do.
The United States are funny because they're different. We've become fond of their odd, buffalo-oriented nickels and have made a habit of impromptu trips to the land of surly customs agents who'd just as soon deconstruct your vehicle as pass it through ( Read more... ) -
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I propose that we bring back the menstrual hut. When it's that Special Time Of The Month, I do not want to deal - telephonically or otherwise - with the overinflated egos of fifty-year-old men who make four times my income yet possess a fourth of my intelligence. Here's a tip: I know how old you are, and I know you're from Back In The Day when ( Read more... ) -
Ten minutes before I leave for work.
I would like to point out that comearoundruby is my American twin because someone broke into my stupid car and smashed both side windows.
I think someone was suffering from a little bit of ADD because breaking into a 1992 Sunbird is just about the biggest You Might Be A Redneck If ever. There is nothing in that car... nothing. Actually, I find it a little funny ( Read more... ) -
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There is much going on. Press release to follow, dear shareholders--
For the time being, I've been spending unrecommended amounts of time at Morrissey_Daily. -
Don't eat this one, you damned bastards.
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FEED ELJAY SO IT STOPS EATING MY ENTRIES ( Read more... )
