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[shes_a_wee_lass]

I decided to post a fake profile on okcupid, just to see what would happen. I've been bombarded with instant messages from total douchebags.

Here's my fucking amazing profile

And here are some of the jerks who message me:

Jerk 1

Some guy advises: "wow, you sound pretty intimidating. smart, goodlooking, hard worker, high sttandards. shit, i

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[danjohnson]

I suspect this whole post is just a ploy to get all of us to create OKCupid profiles so that we can see those links.

[shes_a_wee_lass]

You can see my profile though, right? Don't make me photobucket all these assholes' photos for your viewing pleasure.

[shes_a_wee_lass]

Best IM interaction so far:

Guy: nice sucker pic, classic

Me: Thanks! My dad took it!

Guy:he did... that's great..I haven't gone out dancing in a while... where you like to go?

[shes_a_wee_lass]

Ok, second only to this one:

like your pics and pro and will like to invite you for a dinner at your favourite restaurent followed by a movie so we can get to know each other a bit and see where that gets us....you can txt me @6452677415 if you will like

[jimqueer]

Kevin: "tupac is my favorite raper"

[433]

That was my favorite, too. This from the guy who speaks two languages...he just can't spell in either of them.

[point40bac]

This makes me feel better since I'm an asshole naturally while others have to be proactive about it.

[posir]

I love you.