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Two reasons why Matt is the best boyfriend ever:

1. Apparently he still finds me attractive even when I'm dripping mucus cause he still makes out with me. And I'm so stuffed up I say "Tina Turder" instead of "Tina Turner".

2. We're about to watch the riff trax version of Over the Top, which is one of the many Sylvester Stallone arm-wrestling- ( Read more... )

Hey, it's still June and already I'm sick of warm weather. My lease isn't up until February but I'm already thinking about where to move. In hindsight, a third floor apartment with no air conditioning was a stupid decision. But hey, there are hardwood floors. Easier to clean up all that cat barf ( Read more... )

Today I took the day off work to do something I've been putting off for two months. I spent two and a half hours in the chair:

Behold, in all its bloody glory, Giant Squid!

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Best knitting project ever

Mine will be a pink and black chevron pattern and I will use it at work. Or maybe I'll make a pattern that looks like me getting sucked into the computer.

Hey hey hey! It's a photo post about America.

( Presidents, palaces of corn, b.o. and one giant hot dog )

Hey internet friends. I know I always said that technology, camera phones and pdas are way retarded, but at some point I must have sold my soul for a halfway decent beer, for I am internetting on my phone ( Read more... )

( Pict shurs )

I kind of want to shave my cat's belly. You know, the way it was when she got spayed. I think it's just more cute. Like shaved testicles except a cat tum-tum ( Read more... )

My grandma's funeral and burial was yesterday. I gave a eulogy and cried in front of a bunch of old people. Then there was a bagpiper, dirt-throwing, goulash and lots of booze. It has been said that all my family looks alike. I'm beginning to see it ( Read more... )