A conversation that took place at the Naragansett household this weekend:
Tom Pluchenik: "Hey Shibs, you wanna beer?"
Me: "Nah, I'm good."
Tom stares.
Tom Pluchenik: "Hey Shibs, you wanna beer?"
Me: "Uh, sure."

Rob Schneider on TV: "I like to call this the house that Adam [Sandler] built. Thanks, Adam!" (waves)

Me (to the TV): "No problem, man. Enjoy!" (I wave)

I think I'm gonna get fired in the morning. Big surprise, right?

Depressing as it is, I think back to the bright-eyed kid I once was and realize now how much he would LOATHE the person he's become.

Super Disco Disco Breakin ( Read more... )

Why do people use numbers to describe things in "cool" terms? Vaschak brings up a very good point (that I've also raised in the past, but more in terms of band names) by saying that too many people are hollering "413" from the roof tops. Westfield doesn't have enough pride to warrant a number. It hardly has enough pride to warrant a name. God, I ( Read more... )

I never realized it until last night but girls have always had the technology to create the perfect man in something like half an hour, with NO help from a man whatsoever ( Read more... )

I apologize to anyone who has epilepsy.
Also, in two years even I'LL have no idea what I was talking about.
Wait.
Maybe now I will.
Hmm.

Here is a quick transcript from a few conversations that took place in Economics today ( Read more... )

So, I meant to record a few of my recent mental discoveries, such as my "favorite jeans" soliloquy (which I'll hopefully post tonight), but it's 12: 04 in the afternoon and I just woke up. Well, I woke up at 10 and, quite honestly, I still FEEL like it's 10 so I'm not rushing even though class is in 40 minutes. I'd love to say something about ( Read more... )

Ok, so I'm back. Yeah, it's been a few years. So what ( Read more... )