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Do not read this if you are easily offended and/or over thirty.

If you didn't like my last journal entry, you can go fuck yourself. Hell, I didn't like that it, and thats what I did, and it made me feel a lot better, let me tell you. I almost feel like writing another one. Almost.

Odd title yes, but where do the Chinese come up with these names anyway? Anyway just wanted to let y'all know that there will be no more rambles without a signed permission slip first. It is printable, so if you need a copy please print this page and fill it out to the best of your knowledge. I will unlock you once I have recieved word from your ( Read more... )

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A few things have been on my mind lately. I've had a lot of time to think, especially since I haven't written anything (to you at least) in quite a few days. Much has changed since we last spoke. Here are a few of my latest quirks: Why is it keyboards are so poorly designed that sixteen ounces of spilled Coca-Cola can freeze up a spacebar for life ( Read more... )

What do you do when you're bored? Boring stuff right? Twiddle your thumbs, whack off, or just stare at a blank wall? Well you dont have to! But the patented Shib-a rific can help you hoarde your bored for another day. Simply close your eyes, and remeber a movie title. Next sequence the movie in your head, i.e this came after this because of this. ( Read more... )

Welcome back! I know I haven't updated in a little bit (and I'm sure everybody is soooo dissapointed)But theres a reason I haven't updated. My family owns a Christmas tree farm, and its Christmas Season. You do the math. I have chopped down trees in the mud, the rain, the snow, the wind, and the cold. And that was just this weekend. Goddamn El Nino ( Read more... )

So, 'Sup?

I'm here today to talk about ethics and why everybody should have some. When I was little I thought manners were some kind of meatloaf, but it turns out that they're something one does, or at least a polite person. This may or may not include the Italian Mafia. While I've read that they have a strict code of ethics, it seems like the brutal deaths ( Read more... )

Well half day off. I got sick of school around fourth period today so I just shipped outta there. Already I have accomplished more things than I could have in F Period Economics. Ain't having a license great? So I'm gonna be heading out to go chop down a Christmas tree in a little bit but I wanted to get some gripes down first. Ok here we go : ( Read more... )