Zeta Eta Baked Potato.
Kappa Gamma Lamda Hamma
Nu Nu Shut up you!
Sig Upyours!
Yeah folks its the beggining bars to the barbarian life pledge song, feel free to add new lyrics.

Alright 20 quotes from twenty movies you get them right you win 750k Bandit bucks ( Read more... )

OK folks, head to your local walmart and try and find as many of these in thirty minutes as you can, I'm playing this tonight will have results when I'm sober ( Read more... )

My senior RA told me this, I have caused this man more trouble than anyone else cause everything i do wrong he has to write up ( Read more... )

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** A QUICK NOTE** Alpha Phi Alpha is a historically black fraternity, My RA is a memeber ( Read more... )

Ok it's time for the monthly Tattoo wish list.

A lawnmower man pushing across the top of my pubes.

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I decided I want to run for SGA resident next year at Loyola. I feel I should give the school as much time as possible to thwart me, it's only fair. Thus I am issuing my intent to run as soon as possible(read this morning, at open of buisness). I borrowed quite liberally from Tucker Max's DBA story, however most of the details are all me ( Read more... )

Ok from the top, I pursue my dual degree in Japanese and History ( Read more... )

I am worth $2,161,022.00 on HumanForSale.com

Incidentally I did this without lying about my penis size, yes folks thats right with a 2 inch penis i am worth 2.16 million dollars