A blind sailor just docked his vessel. He walks into a restaraunt. He orders Abatross stew, takes on bite, steps outside pulls out a .44 Navy revolver puts it in his mouth and blows his brains out. Why? Winner gets a million Bandit-Bucks

Alpha ball is this weekend. If you're in town you should go ( Read more... )

Try this anonymously folks ( Read more... )

SO heres the idea behind barbarian life ( Read more... )

The Army and I have decided to part ways. I feel they are too desperate for officers. Seriously I look at the current crop of people in our battalion, the only reason these men and women are going to get commissions is because the army needs to make quota, and I won't be part of it. We are going to have another major engagement before I graduate ( Read more... )

We have greek life. We have roman life. These areboth bullshit. We need some real frateral organizations enter barbarian life. More to come when i find the time.

Another FTX this weekend. This time I have to play by the rules. Which isn't going to be that much fun. I'm not digging the fact I have a Literary review due at 3:30 which i think I am going to skip my reading poetry class to work on. And I have a 5 page poetry paper due on monday. I'll turn it in late monday or early tuesday depending on how soon ( Read more... )

Ok this quiz was pretty cool. My answer jumped out everytime, and there were gag options too.
Take the quiz: "Are you retarded?"

Wow, can we be friends? You're cool.
I like you. You remind me of me!! The awesomest person on earth. You're funny, dorky, unique, interesting, cute, nice, bitchy, hell I could go on all day ( Read more... )

I changed my mind ( Read more... )

ok so a riddle and then some philosophy ( Read more... )