Twilight! 8
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TWILIGHT
CHAPTER EIGHT
GIRLS NIGHT OUT: *is very girly* BOYS BOYS BOYS.
JESSICA: Mike and I are totally going out now and we might actually kiss and oh my God. Bella you’re weird because you’ve never had a boyfriend and you’re rejecting guys here who are all in love with you because you’re special.
OTHER GIRL: Well except Tyler because he’s taking you to prom.
BELLA: WHUT.
JESSICA: Yeah that’s why Lauren wants you dead.
BELLA: I should commit vehicular manslaughter, right?
JESSICA: ... Yeah. Sure. That’s the logical way to solve this.
DRESSES: *are shopped for*
SHOES: *are important in some way*
BELLA: *can’t stop thinking about Edward*
BELLA’S OBSESSION WITH EDWARD: *is getting old fast*
BELLA: *wanders off alone for some reason*
RANDOM THUGS: Hey we are also intrigued by you and want to herd you alone so we can take advantage in some way!
BELLA: Oh no, forced suspense and drama!
EDWARD: *shows up out of goddamn nowhere in the volvo* HURRY GET IN.
BELLA: EDWARD CULLEN YOU’RE MY HERO. *leap*
EDWARD: Calm me down!
BELLA: What the hell, I’M the one who was just attacked! But anyway I’m going to kill Tyler because if I ruin his car and possible paralyze him then he won’t need to take me t prom to make me feel better. So are you okay now?
EDWARD: Uh, no?
BELLA: Well what the hell.
EDWARD: I have a bad temper and want to kill the thugs. Anyway, let’s get going. I magically know where your friends are and I can take you out to dinner.
BELLA: Uh.
FRIENDS: We already ate while we were waiting for you, lameface.
EDWARD: It’s okay I’ll just be alone with her and you can go away.
BELLA: YES, THAT. *dazzled*
FRIENDS: OHHH OKAY. *WINK WINK* SEE YOU GUYS LATER BYE.
BELLA: But seriously though I’m not hungry.
EDWARD: EAT NOW. And I’m going to ask the waitress to get us a nicer table than she offered.
BELLA: That’s so mean to dazzle her like that! And I’m not jealous. At all.
EDWARD: Right. So when are you going to completely melt down and freak out about what happened?
BELLA: Psh, I don’t melt down.
READERS: LOL WHAT
MORE RANDOM ROMANCE CUTESY CRAP: *happens, and is remarkably boring* *also may have some “coy” guessing games involved* *also, something about Edward saving Bella on her first day... this is not explained*
EDWARD: Oh and I read minds and have been following you.
BELLA: That isn’t unsettling or freaky at all!
EDWARD: Now tell me your theories about me even though at this point this entire thing is pretty damn obvious and unnecessarily drawn out.
THE ACTUAL CHAPTER ENDING: *is just about that awkwardly timed, yes*
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... Just stay tuned :P
Continue on to Chapter Nine...
TWILIGHT
CHAPTER EIGHT
GIRLS NIGHT OUT: *is very girly* BOYS BOYS BOYS.
JESSICA: Mike and I are totally going out now and we might actually kiss and oh my God. Bella you’re weird because you’ve never had a boyfriend and you’re rejecting guys here who are all in love with you because you’re special.
OTHER GIRL: Well except Tyler because he’s taking you to prom.
BELLA: WHUT.
JESSICA: Yeah that’s why Lauren wants you dead.
BELLA: I should commit vehicular manslaughter, right?
JESSICA: ... Yeah. Sure. That’s the logical way to solve this.
DRESSES: *are shopped for*
SHOES: *are important in some way*
BELLA: *can’t stop thinking about Edward*
BELLA’S OBSESSION WITH EDWARD: *is getting old fast*
BELLA: *wanders off alone for some reason*
RANDOM THUGS: Hey we are also intrigued by you and want to herd you alone so we can take advantage in some way!
BELLA: Oh no, forced suspense and drama!
EDWARD: *shows up out of goddamn nowhere in the volvo* HURRY GET IN.
BELLA: EDWARD CULLEN YOU’RE MY HERO. *leap*
EDWARD: Calm me down!
BELLA: What the hell, I’M the one who was just attacked! But anyway I’m going to kill Tyler because if I ruin his car and possible paralyze him then he won’t need to take me t prom to make me feel better. So are you okay now?
EDWARD: Uh, no?
BELLA: Well what the hell.
EDWARD: I have a bad temper and want to kill the thugs. Anyway, let’s get going. I magically know where your friends are and I can take you out to dinner.
BELLA: Uh.
FRIENDS: We already ate while we were waiting for you, lameface.
EDWARD: It’s okay I’ll just be alone with her and you can go away.
BELLA: YES, THAT. *dazzled*
FRIENDS: OHHH OKAY. *WINK WINK* SEE YOU GUYS LATER BYE.
BELLA: But seriously though I’m not hungry.
EDWARD: EAT NOW. And I’m going to ask the waitress to get us a nicer table than she offered.
BELLA: That’s so mean to dazzle her like that! And I’m not jealous. At all.
EDWARD: Right. So when are you going to completely melt down and freak out about what happened?
BELLA: Psh, I don’t melt down.
READERS: LOL WHAT
MORE RANDOM ROMANCE CUTESY CRAP: *happens, and is remarkably boring* *also may have some “coy” guessing games involved* *also, something about Edward saving Bella on her first day... this is not explained*
EDWARD: Oh and I read minds and have been following you.
BELLA: That isn’t unsettling or freaky at all!
EDWARD: Now tell me your theories about me even though at this point this entire thing is pretty damn obvious and unnecessarily drawn out.
THE ACTUAL CHAPTER ENDING: *is just about that awkwardly timed, yes*
---
... Just stay tuned :P
Continue on to Chapter Nine...