Twilight! 10
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TWILIGHT
CHAPTER TEN
BELLA: I’m late for school!
EDWARD: *is suddenly there* I’ll drive you, get in.
BELLA: Okay! Where’s your family?
EDWARD: Oh see that shiny expensive car? They took that. We try to blend in.
BELLA: Yeah I can see that.
JESSICA: HI SEE YOU IN TRIG BYE.
EDWARD: She’s going to attack you. And may or may not be a lesbian, some of those thoughts were kind of confusing...
BELLA: Wait, what?
EDWARD: Nothing. Bye.
MIKE: Bella Bella what did Jessica say about me!
BELLA: Did you seriously just switch off of me completely and are obsessing over her now?
MIKE: Totally!
BELLA: She had a good time.
MIKE: Yay!
PLOT: :( This doesn’t look like me at all...
JESSICA: OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SO TOTALLY SECRETLY DATING.
BELLA: Yeah that’s pretty much it.
JESSICA: You’re so brave to be alone with him. He’s so PRETTY.
BELLA: Yeah... by the way, Mike is excited that you had a good time.
JESSICA: OH MY GOD TELL ME EVERYTHING.
READERS: Can we... move on from this teenage boy craze talk... please? PLEASE?
EDWARD: So I listened to everything through Jessica’s thoughts. Ignore how creepy that is.
BELLA: Stop dazzling me!
EDWARD: Golly, sorry.
BELLA: I know I know, you just can’t help it.
ACTUAL DIALOGUE: *is pretty much exactly that*
EDWARD: I like you more than you like me.
BELLA: Nu-uh, I like you more than you like me.
READERS: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
BELLA: I’m just so plain and ordinary!
READERS: COME ON.
EDWARD: Actually I know for a fact because I read minds - did I mention that? - that all the boys want to do you. You are the opposite of ordinary.
BELLA: Gosh that’s just silly, I don’t believe it.
READERS: I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CONVERSATION IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
MORE CONVERSATION: *keeps going and is very... very... very dull*
BELLA: Tee hee. So can I see you hunt mountain lions you spoke of in this incredibly boring conversation?
EDWARD: OH MY GOD NO.
BELLA: Will I be scared?
EDWARD: I wish. No. I’m going away now. NO NO NO. Bye.
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Wat.
Stay tuned! Don't run away. Please. :(
Continue on to Chapter Eleven...
TWILIGHT
CHAPTER TEN
BELLA: I’m late for school!
EDWARD: *is suddenly there* I’ll drive you, get in.
BELLA: Okay! Where’s your family?
EDWARD: Oh see that shiny expensive car? They took that. We try to blend in.
BELLA: Yeah I can see that.
JESSICA: HI SEE YOU IN TRIG BYE.
EDWARD: She’s going to attack you. And may or may not be a lesbian, some of those thoughts were kind of confusing...
BELLA: Wait, what?
EDWARD: Nothing. Bye.
MIKE: Bella Bella what did Jessica say about me!
BELLA: Did you seriously just switch off of me completely and are obsessing over her now?
MIKE: Totally!
BELLA: She had a good time.
MIKE: Yay!
PLOT: :( This doesn’t look like me at all...
JESSICA: OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE SO TOTALLY SECRETLY DATING.
BELLA: Yeah that’s pretty much it.
JESSICA: You’re so brave to be alone with him. He’s so PRETTY.
BELLA: Yeah... by the way, Mike is excited that you had a good time.
JESSICA: OH MY GOD TELL ME EVERYTHING.
READERS: Can we... move on from this teenage boy craze talk... please? PLEASE?
EDWARD: So I listened to everything through Jessica’s thoughts. Ignore how creepy that is.
BELLA: Stop dazzling me!
EDWARD: Golly, sorry.
BELLA: I know I know, you just can’t help it.
ACTUAL DIALOGUE: *is pretty much exactly that*
EDWARD: I like you more than you like me.
BELLA: Nu-uh, I like you more than you like me.
READERS: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
BELLA: I’m just so plain and ordinary!
READERS: COME ON.
EDWARD: Actually I know for a fact because I read minds - did I mention that? - that all the boys want to do you. You are the opposite of ordinary.
BELLA: Gosh that’s just silly, I don’t believe it.
READERS: I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS CONVERSATION IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.
MORE CONVERSATION: *keeps going and is very... very... very dull*
BELLA: Tee hee. So can I see you hunt mountain lions you spoke of in this incredibly boring conversation?
EDWARD: OH MY GOD NO.
BELLA: Will I be scared?
EDWARD: I wish. No. I’m going away now. NO NO NO. Bye.
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Wat.
Stay tuned! Don't run away. Please. :(
Continue on to Chapter Eleven...