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TWILIGHT
CHAPTER ELEVEN
EDWARD AND BELLA: *sit very close to each other... this needs like ten paragraphs to mention*
BELLA: The new intensity between us is so amazing! Oh and you’re pretty. Have I mentioned that yet this chapter?
EDWARD: Bye now.
BELLA: Yay gym! I hate gym. Have I mentioned how clumsy I am and how believable it makes me?
MIKE: So you and Edward are a thing.
BELLA: This is a tiny school but I still somehow expect privacy about my dating life, MIKE. GOD.
MIKE: He wants to eat you!
BELLA: THAT IS SO FUNNY HA HA HA. Bye.
MIKE: >:(
BELLA: HI EDWARD I LOVE YOU.
EDWARD: Mike is annoying me.
BELLA: I am shocked for some reason that you listened!
EDWARD: Am... I supposed to... apologize, or...?
BELLA: YES. And explain why I can’t see you hunt and why you freaked like a freaky freak.
EDWARD: Yeah I’d probably eat you if you were there. By the way tomorrow I get to ask questions and spawn pages and pages of boring facts about your oh-so-special life. Bye.
*later*
DREAMS WITH EDWARD: *are becoming a regular character*
CHARLIE: So are you sure you’re not going to the dance?
BELLA: DROP IT DAD, GOD.
EDWARD: Hi I’m here and my voice is silky. I just now noticed how OFTEN that is mentioned...
BELLA: Tee hee you’re pretty!
EDWARD: What’s your favorite color?
READERS: *sob*
BELLA: Today it’s brown because brown is warm and Washington isn’t warm and my life is so HARD and everything here is so COLD and I hate it!
EDWARD: ... Yeah brown is warm.
EDWARD’S ANNOYING QUESTIONS: *mercifully cut out... for the most part*
EDWARD: What’s your favorite gemstone?
BELLA: TOPAZ. Oh how embarrassing.
EDWARD: Uh. Why?
BELLA: It’s your eye color.
THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: AWWWWW I WANT A MAN LIKE EDWARD.
EDWARD: I have to go now but I’ll ask eight thousand more questions tomorrow. OH CRAP HAVE TO GO NOW CRAP CRAP CRAP SO SCREWED BYE.
JACOB: Hi!
BILLY: *rar*
DRAMATIC MUSIC: Dun dun DUUUUNNN
END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN
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What questions will Edward ask Bella? What will her favorite color be tomorrow? How pathetic is Bella on a scale of one to OVER 9000? Find out later! Maybe!
Continue on to Chapter Twelve...