Twilight! 11

Jun 07, 2008 16:49

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TWILIGHT

CHAPTER ELEVEN

EDWARD AND BELLA: *sit very close to each other... this needs like ten paragraphs to mention*

BELLA: The new intensity between us is so amazing! Oh and you’re pretty. Have I mentioned that yet this chapter?

EDWARD: Bye now.

BELLA: Yay gym! I hate gym. Have I mentioned how clumsy I am and how believable it makes me?

MIKE: So you and Edward are a thing.

BELLA: This is a tiny school but I still somehow expect privacy about my dating life, MIKE. GOD.

MIKE: He wants to eat you!

BELLA: THAT IS SO FUNNY HA HA HA. Bye.

MIKE: >:(

BELLA: HI EDWARD I LOVE YOU.

EDWARD: Mike is annoying me.

BELLA: I am shocked for some reason that you listened!

EDWARD: Am... I supposed to... apologize, or...?

BELLA: YES. And explain why I can’t see you hunt and why you freaked like a freaky freak.

EDWARD: Yeah I’d probably eat you if you were there. By the way tomorrow I get to ask questions and spawn pages and pages of boring facts about your oh-so-special life. Bye.

*later*

DREAMS WITH EDWARD: *are becoming a regular character*

CHARLIE: So are you sure you’re not going to the dance?

BELLA: DROP IT DAD, GOD.

EDWARD: Hi I’m here and my voice is silky. I just now noticed how OFTEN that is mentioned...

BELLA: Tee hee you’re pretty!

EDWARD: What’s your favorite color?

READERS: *sob*

BELLA: Today it’s brown because brown is warm and Washington isn’t warm and my life is so HARD and everything here is so COLD and I hate it!

EDWARD: ... Yeah brown is warm.

EDWARD’S ANNOYING QUESTIONS: *mercifully cut out... for the most part*

EDWARD: What’s your favorite gemstone?

BELLA: TOPAZ. Oh how embarrassing.

EDWARD: Uh. Why?

BELLA: It’s your eye color.

THIRTEEN YEAR OLD FANGIRLS: AWWWWW I WANT A MAN LIKE EDWARD.

EDWARD: I have to go now but I’ll ask eight thousand more questions tomorrow. OH CRAP HAVE TO GO NOW CRAP CRAP CRAP SO SCREWED BYE.

JACOB: Hi!

BILLY: *rar*

DRAMATIC MUSIC: Dun dun DUUUUNNN

END OF CHAPTER ELEVEN

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What questions will Edward ask Bella? What will her favorite color be tomorrow? How pathetic is Bella on a scale of one to OVER 9000? Find out later! Maybe!

Continue on to Chapter Twelve...

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