Comments | shinyblackstar: PIGS PIGS PIGS!!!

shinyblackstar

PIGS PIGS PIGS!!!

Oct 01, 1977 22:25

Really, I'm grateful to have a place to live. I really am. And I adore Ted's mother, and I will never be able to thank her enough for all she's done to help me learn to cook and manage a household... But there are limits ( Read more... )

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rodolphus July 25 2004, 02:53:37 UTC

Well, I for one find it appropriate that you live among pigs now.

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 03:01:17 UTC

They're not real pigs, Rodolphus. They don't even move.

rodolphus July 25 2004, 03:06:46 UTC

Tonks is just a lump now? I profess no surprise.

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 03:08:47 UTC

Of course he's not a lump.

Honestly, Rodolphus, sometimes I believe you set out to be deliberately insulting. It is the pigs who don't move. The ceramic and painted and wallpapered pigs. Ted is neither ceramic, nor painted, nor swine, although I am beginning to wonder if you can make the same claims.

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tedfuckingtonks July 25 2004, 03:01:05 UTC

I s'pose now isn't the best time to mention she gave us bathroom mats to match the shower curtain with flying pigs on it.

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 03:02:18 UTC

Oh, NO!!! I mean... oh... how thoughtful...

No, really, OH, NO!!!! What is she thinking???

tedfuckingtonks July 25 2004, 03:05:40 UTC

The only thing Dad allows in his house now that's pig-related is pork, so she's giving it to us.

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 03:06:59 UTC

How does he do it? Maybe we could enforce a similar rule? Donations of pork would be appreciated...

Thread 11

social_graces July 25 2004, 05:08:19 UTC

Of course she has no taste, she's muggle, isn't she?

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 05:10:11 UTC

She has taste, she just has this one strange quirk. It's not as though you haven't got strange quirks yourself, you know. Everyone has.

social_graces July 25 2004, 05:19:15 UTC

Of course. Like that one you have where you sleep with pigs.

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 05:37:15 UTC

I don't sleep with pigs, Narcissa. We don't even keep pigs. They're just decorations.

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bloodtraitor July 25 2004, 05:25:53 UTC

MUGGLES.

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 05:36:44 UTC

I know! Isn't it silly? But she really is a dear.

bloodtraitor July 25 2004, 06:04:24 UTC

Why do you think she likes pig so much?

shinyblackstar July 25 2004, 23:08:16 UTC

Honestly, I have no idea. She seems to think they're 'cute.' I told her bunnies are cute - babies are cute - nifflers and unicorn foals are cute - pigs are not cute, but she just laughed and opened the pig cookie jar so it would oink.