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[shinyblackstar]

I cannot believe it! Ted just showed me a threatening note, covered in flour - as though it were Chlamydia's own blood! I would be gratified to learn that my suspicions were correct in that she was kidnapped, not lost, but I am too busy picturing the horrible things those monsters may be doing to her. But I am glad that Ted wasn't negligent in

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[lesserprewett]

Your house's beaters almost smashed my brother's head open like a bloody watermelon, just as Ravenclaw got into the lead. No ruddy coincidences there, eh? I wish Lily's head got smashed as open as her legs are this time of the year. Not underhanded at all!

[shinyblackstar]

Really? The beaters beat a bludger toward a member of the opposing team just in time to stop them from procuring a lead? Oh, sure, that's underhanded. *rolls eyes* Sounds like good strategy to me!

[lesserprewett]

You didn't read that correctly, Andromeda. It was after Ravenclaw got into the lead that your darling team decided to not try and score and win the lead back but instead grab a bludger and try to break open my brother's skull. Very good strategy indeed.

[shinyblackstar]

Well, where were your beaters when this was going on? Sounds like someone wasn't defending properly.

[tedfuckingtonks]

There is a bright side to all of this, Andi. We can use all that flour the kidnappers left on the ransom letter to help make all those pumpkin pies they demanded - rather convenient, innit?

[shinyblackstar]

Use Chlamydia's flour?? That's just sick, Ted! Anyway, who said anything about actually meeting those ridiculous demands?

[tedfuckingtonks]

I wasn't being serious, Andi. Anyway, I'm sure that they're plenty of other students who are willing to share the flour from their sacks.

How do you propose we get our flour sack Chlamydia back? By sending them threatening posts, perhaps?

[shinyblackstar]

Hmmm...well, you may have a point there. We probably could procure flour from other sources easily enough. But the question is, do we want to? I'm not certain I agree with giving in to their demands.

What? You don't think threatening them will help? It seems to be their preferred mode of communication...

[meadowes]

Andi you know I think you're great but it's a bloody sack and you saw my cookies.

Also Jane just told me Clam Cly the sack is named after a disease so I went and looked it up and EW.

[shinyblackstar]

I saw them. I even tried one of the smaller, quieter ones. I know it's only a sack of flour, but with all due respect, just because you don't mind baking your project, I'd like to turn mine in intact...

And I know I can get a little emotional about it...but really...I mean, it cries...and we were told to treat it as though it were our own child, right? And who would pull out the insides of a child and smear them on a note? Or eat them? Don't you find that disturbing?

[shinyblackstar]

*wrinkles her brow* A disease? Oh, no, you must be mistaken. Ted told me she was the queen of Coitus. Jane must be thinking of something that sounds similar...

[tedfuckingtonks]

Jane is a twit, Meadowes.

Anyway, even if it happens to be true, do you think I'd knowingly name my flour sack after some nasty disease? Especially if I knew I'd have to call it by that name quite frequently during the duration of this ruddy project?

[bloodtraitor]

Doesn't matter if your team usually is a tossing load of cheaters, there's no rule against the Beater pasting a bludger into any player's head.

[shinyblackstar]

Um...thanks for the support? That was support, right?

[bloodtraitor]

well, it certainly wasn't support for Dolohov or Macnair if that's what you mean!!

[shinyblackstar]

But you agree that pitching the bludger at someone was well within the rules? So people should stop picking on my House.

[social_graces]

Yay! Slytherin!