AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

WE HAVE A PUPPY! CUTE! SO CUTE! SO CUTE!! AHHHH!!

Leave it to the Lesbian to find the cutest puppy in existence.. evar! I want to name him Mason after this cute boy in my class

What shall we name him? Wonder puppy? Funny syphillis? Mostly filler? J.D? Mason? God? PUPPY! PUPPY! HEEEE!!!

So talked to the girl, her name is Nicole. We bonded over having wacky family members. Even though I couldn't get into much detail about how wacky my family is. You know.. that whole "hey! they fight demons and other uglies of the night!" might not go over too well. I don't want to scare people off too much. =P This also proved its better to be ( Read more... )

Trying to fit in during high school isn't exactly fun. Its really like standing up to an execution squad day after day. Except for their taunting you instead of shooting you. However, my Prada bag is my safety blanket in this day and age.. that and my trusty taser ( Read more... )

I have a red Prada bag OF DOOM with lovely smelly stuff OF SATAN. Given to me by Miss Kennedy. Girl has good taste.

I am a happy little key. Yes, I am.

I've come to a certain understanding, Miss Kennedy, that you have spent a lot of time in London. Where they have tea, Mini-Gileses, and lots of souvenirs for a shiny haired girl who just happens to be named Dawn. If you didn't, thats alright. You just have to spend an afternoon with Andrew after I tell him you stole his Slave Dancer Leia action ( Read more... )

So, today, I'm thinking I would be all bored like and spend time bothering Xander to play RISK with me. Because this key? She loves world domination. Except, in real life.. cause that would kinda suck. I just people all my characters on one of the purple countries and just build up and build up.. and then smash my opponents with my shiny fist of ( Read more... )

So, a few of us are Boston bound. I bid thee brave travelers godspeed, or some junk equally as motivating and loving.. and please don't come back without souvenirs. I demand a lobster or two.. maybe even some freedom trail swag. And if you could.. leave Andrew there!

Now excuse me, there is a dance party with Mr. Gordo in the living room that I'm

Apparently, when I leave Buffy and Spike alone to watch movies... they watch porn.

Are we shocked? No, not so much.

*picks up phone and dials*

...

*waits*

Callliiiingg Corrddyy.. because she has good fashion and ghosty sense.... calliing...

Oo

Hello?

My room seems to have a floral infestation... Interesting ( Read more... )