EWWWWWW

DERE R SN
AKEZ FALING INTO MI HARE1!1@!!@1212!!

oMgMGGG?!?!?##!?!.1?!>!21!?

WUT JUSS HAPPIND?!!.!/

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OMG TEH BYRDZ TOOK MI BRED CRUMZ@!!!1!

(Translation: T________T OH MY GOD, THE BIRDS TOOK MY BREAD CRUMBS!!)

OMG OMG LYK SAINE WANNAD GET SECKZ WIT KENT BUT KENT SED NO AN SAINE HAD SECKZ WIT ELIWOOD AND NOW NINIaN AN ELIWOOD R BRAKING UP!1 ( Read more... )

NINIAN AN ELIWOOD R ANKGSTI WH0R3Z!!@!1!@1 ( Read more... )

OMG RAVEN

UR LYK TEH BEST IN B3d!1!!11

an erth is finali g0ing awai!1

(Translation: Oh my god, Raven!

You're, like, the best in bed!!

And Erk is finally going away!)

im opening a secks booth!1!1!! ne1 want sum?1?!>!?! y'all no u want m3!1!11!

mayB den lord raymond wud finali go 2 bed wit me???1?!?@1>!?

o an btw dus ne1 want erth an mes kid? were puttin it up 4 adoptin

(Translation:

I'm opening a sex booth! Anyone want some? Y'all know you want me!

Maybe then Raymond would finally go to bed with me?Oh, and ( Read more... )

lord waymond!!!!!11!1!@!@!1!

*sniff* i luff j00!!1!! y wont you protect me frum serra?!!!?!?1?1?!!>2?!@?>1!? I dun wana B taken awa frum ur bed!1!!1!!

(Translation:

Lord Raymond!!!

*sniff* I love you!!! Why won't you protect me from Serra?! I don't wanna be taken away from your bed!!!)

y is evry1 fiteing ova me?1?!?!/?!?

lord raymund, helpP!1!!!!!11! like, im beang sooo violeted!!11 erth, serra, legult, n mayB evn eliwud r fiteing ova me!!1!!

(Translation:

Why is everyone fighting over me?!

Lord Raymond, help!! Like, I'm being sooooo violated!! Erk, Serra, Legault, and maybe even Eliwood are fighting over me!)

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so y did u tye me up in a closet/?