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[shinyvalleygirl]

y is evry1 fiteing ova me?1?!?!/?!?

lord raymund, helpP!1!!!!!11! like, im beang sooo violeted!!11 erth, serra, legult, n mayB evn eliwud r fiteing ova me!!1!!

(Translation:

Why is everyone fighting over me?!

Lord Raymond, help!! Like, I'm being sooooo violated!! Erk, Serra, Legault, and maybe even Eliwood are fighting over me!)

Comments

[sexy_thief]

Hey, don't worry about it! I lust after everyone!

[luciusismylover]

You stay away from me, you creepy but very sexy man...

Don't worry Lucius, I'll save you!

[sexy_thief]

Hm, if you think I'm sexy now, wait 'til you see my in bed.

[luciusismylover]

U-Uhm...As a cleric of St. Elimine, I don't believe it would be...appropriate... >.>;;;

[zehgr8tactician]

Lucius, I'm hurt! How could you forget about me?!

*goes and bawls and tears fall and goes to bridge and prepares to throw self off*

[shinyvalleygirl]

ummm uuummmmmmmmmmmmmm

imsorry reeli!!11!!1@!!1 oh butifull [insert-beautiful-girl-name], i culd neva reeli forget in my hart!!1!!1@@!1@1

[zehgr8tactician]

No... No matter..

Oh, I forgive you!!!!

*jumps to hug Lucius, but accidently throws self off bridge*

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[shinyvalleygirl]

NYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!@!!!11!!!@@!!!@22!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH [insert-beautiful-girl-name]!!!!!11!!!!!! WUT HAV I DUN?!!?1?!1?1!?!?!!!?2?!?1!?2!?!?1>?!

[florinainthesky]

Hello, sexy! *growls* I'm the only one for you! (although he's not necessarily the only one for me)

[shinyvalleygirl]

but dats not wut erth sez!

((OOC: "Erth" is what Lucius calls Erk, thanks to a certain conversation. ^^))

[luciusismylover]

Oh, so what, YOU'RE going to try and steal my man as well? Very well then, HAVE AT THEE!!! ::picks up a random stick and starts swinging it around all fancy-like::