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'Crikeys' are in order
Well I certainly do appreciate the youthful glow I have regained, and I am not adverse to being in a state in which I can afford the use of the word "hibbly-swib" without receiving awkward glances and murmurs insinuating ineptitude, I was in actuality hoping that I would regain some youthful spirit as well. Instead I find myself in an inproper age ( Read more... ) -
A harsh moment is soon to follow
In these perilous times, one must weigh the components of his life and decide what is truly important. I have crossed the Desert of Doubt and come to the Plateau of Understanding, safe from the Sandstorms of Worry and the deadly Coyotes of Malcontent ( Read more... ) -
Riddles for a Lark
I am gold that drains your pockets and rose that kills your flowers ( Read more... ) -
Unfortunately Uneven Understandings
It seems that quite a few brave souls among our happy lot have taken it upon themselves to find the desperate secret hidden in my poetry. Commendable, friends- to decode such devilishly devised cryptos! My admiration and mild shame go out to you ( Read more... ) -
Hinter-to and undertows: A surrealist poetic by S.G. Robinson Jr.
While crabbing in the Nordic fjords ( Read more... ) -
Hearts go a flutter!
The carnival certainly is a lovely place to visit. Ah, the whinnies of the hanging-horsies, the confetti of bat falling on your shoulder pads as you waltz in the moonlight in the middle hours of the day ( Read more... ) -
Glory be the orange band, wrap'd around my head so grand!
The captain in all his wisdom both paternal and salty has brought down upon me the honor of a gift. I have found on my person a lively tangerine brow-wrap! As if the strikingness of my person were lacking before- and at that thought I can assure my tailor would chuckle quite thickly indeed- I now have another tool to guide the eye ( Read more... ) -
South, then East, then jab the beast! Hadouken!! (AUDIO)
O glory, for I have found the promised land- led by angels with names like Blanka and Guile. Jane, we must meet again, for I shall have victory soon enough! Whirlwind kick!
But alas, this sporting has distracted me from a vital task. Lady Alice, when shall I accompany you to the Carnival? I would like ever so much to burden you with my presence! -
O the emptiness, (or Avoid the Void)
My id... she has gone, far away from this boat, leaving me only five-sixths of a man. Simultaneously, I feel completely hollowed and filled with tepid water, which is rather confusing.
I suppose I could take a spin around the boat, and maybe visit this new brewpub I've heard so much about. Sergei's was it? -
How quaint!
It seems I've been deemed the object of affection to a poor Welsh family! They're leathery, reddish faces warm my heart. However, they've proved to be a bit over-enthused ( Read more... )