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[shit_stings]

Never was a big fan of pageant queens. Always wondered if they actually thought they could do shit for anybody, for the good of the world. I'd say anybody would think those speeches are a load of horse shit, but beauty girls are usually a whole new level of vacuous. Ain't none of 'em got real cans, neither

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[valentineluke]

You're definitely not Swiss.

[shit_stings]

No shit?

[valentineluke]

Nor a lover of cuckoo clocks?

[shit_stings]

It ain't something I'd collect, no.

[eiremagic]

Wait.

There are fucking pageants of that shite?

[ooc: Above comment is mine. How it went anon, IDK. Sorry .___.]

[shit_stings]

Yeah. You never seen a beauty pageant?

So much for Miss Universe being so damn universal.

[eiremagic]

No. I didn't watch much TV before I came here, though.

[shit_stings]

Oh, well. You ain't missing too much, sweetheart.

voice;

[shit_stings]

Naw, maybe not. Those're the ones that don't know no better, I figure. Naive.

voice;

[shit_stings]

They're either lyin' or they got one helluva full glass for themselves.

[venomouselle]

Aw someone couldn't order pay-per-view entertainment?

[shit_stings]

Do they got that here?

[venomouselle]

Why wouldn't they. You aren't the only desperate loner in these parts.

[shit_stings]

Hell, I was surprised they got basic cable.